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narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

(via jesuschristvevo)

fatwink:

fact: i have the biggest thighs in the milky way galaxy

(via blowjobreceiver)

gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

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profoak:

here’s a list of good blogs:

1)me

2)not u

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tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

(via ricksanscrotum)

internetexplorers:

ok everyone stop fighting and talk about how pretty i am instead

(via blowjobreceiver)

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

(via beyoncesasshole)